- Buses are known as ‘aspirin’ beause you only get one every four hours.
- Steak is called ‘Jesus Christ’ because everyone talks about it but no one has ever seen it.
- A refrigerator is called a ‘coconut’ because the only thing in it is water.
Fidel’s car hits a pig:
Fidel was out with his driver on a spin through the countryside when suddenly -BAM- they ran over a pig.
“Ay, Dios!” the driver exclaimed, knowing just how much poor farmers treasure their livestock. “What should we do?”
“Look for the owner, explain what happened, and pay him for the loss” instructed Fidel.
Six hours later, the driver, disheveled and flushed, returned to Fidel.
“What took you so long?” Fidel enquired.
“You’ll never believe it, Commandante,” the driver said. “The pig’s owner invited me to a delicious meal, his wife made me drink some excellent wine, and I made love – twice! – with their beautiful daughter.”
“Cojones!” exclaimed Fidel. “What on earth did you tell them?”
“Nothing,” the driver replied. “All I said was ‘I am the driver of Fidel Castro and I ran over your pig.’ ”
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